... URA Redneck if: You barbeque Spam on the Grill.

... URA Redneck if: Jack Daniels is on your list of most admired people.

... URA Redneck if: The Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice.

... URA Redneck if: The Orkin man tells you, "Give up; you've lost."

... URA Redneck if: Your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.

... URA Redneck if: You've ever used a weed eater indoors.

... URA Redneck if: all of your four-letter word are two syllables.

... URA Redneck if: You've ever shot a deer from inside your house.

... URA Redneck if: Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.

... URA Redneck if: You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen floor.

... URA Redneck if: Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

... URA Redneck if: You've ever asked a widow for her phone # at the funeral home.

... URA Redneck if: the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot.

... URA Redneck if: The directions to your Double-wide include the statement... "turn off the paved road".

... URA Redneck if: the primary color of your car is Bondo.

... URA Redneck if: Your sister introduces you as the father of her children.

... URA Redneck if: Blowing a tire means a new flower pot in your front yard.

... URA Redneck if: You owe a taxidermist more money than your annual income.

... URA Redneck if: You mow your lawn and find a car.

... URA Redneck if: You have a taxidermist's phone number on your speed dial.

... URA Redneck if: You get your oil changed by your barber.

... URA Redneck if: You go to family re-unions looking for Womem to date.

... URA Redneck if: You dress the kids up just to go to K-Mart.

... URA Redneck if: You hold a Frog and _it_ worries about getting warts.

... URA Redneck if: You think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture.

... URA Redneck if: You think suspenders are a type of shirt.

... URA Redneck if: You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.

... URA Redneck if: Your Dad walks you to school because you're both in the same grade.

... URA Redneck if: you have a rag for a gas cap.

... URA Redneck if: You think Ross Perot is the name of your Urologist.

... URA Redneck if: everyone in your family is an Elvis impersonator.

... URA Redneck if: You think a Volvo is part of a Woman's anatomy.

... URA Redneck if: You've lost a tooth opening a Beer bottle.

... URA Redneck if: Your mother has "Ammo" on her Christmas list.

... URA Redneck if: after making love, you ask your date to roll down the window.

... URA Redneck if: your Mother doesn't remove the Marlburo from her lips before telling the Traffic Cop to kiss her A**

... URA Redneck if: Your father made your personalized license plates.

... URA Redneck if: Your Mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.

... URA Redneck if: Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene tips

... URA Redneck if: Your Sister's educational goal is to get out of High School before she gets Pregnant.

... URA Redneck if: Your considered an expert on wormbeds.

... URA Redneck if: You view Duct-Tape as a long term investment.

... URA Redneck if: Your sister subscribes to "Soldier of Fortune" magazine.

... URA Redneck if: You have to re-crank your car at every intersection.

... URA Redneck if: You've ever stolen toilet paper.

... URA Redneck if: Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos"'.

... URA Redneck if: You've ever used lard or Crisco to get into bed.

... URA Redneck if: Your mother has ever been involved in a fistfight at a High School Sporting event.

... URA Redneck if: You consider the fifth grade your senior year.

... URA Redneck if: You get HEARTGERMERS, but not from your Pets.

... URA Redneck if: You have a Hefty-bag for a passenger side window.

... URA Redneck if: You have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.

... URA Redneck if: Your Dog can't watch you eat without Gagging.

... URA Redneck if: You & your Dog Pee on the same tree while your walking him.

... URA Redneck if: You prominently display the souvenir you got at Graceland.

... URA Redneck if: You had a toothpick in your mouth when your Wedding pictures were taken.

... URA Redneck if: You cut your Toenails in front of company.

... URA Redneck if: You consider a six pack & a bug Zapper - Quality Entertainment.

... URA Redneck if: You bring a bar of soap to a Public swimming pool.

... URA Redneck if: You've ever stared at a can of Fruit Juice 'cuz it said CONCENTRATE.

... URA Redneck if: a big time is shooting rats at the City dump.

... URA Redneck if: You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.